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How To Behave After Sex



Here are some tips for him on how to behave after sex.

Advice for him
You may feel that you have expressed yourself quite enough,

perhaps you have expressed yourself a number of times, and feel spent.

But it’s essential you stay awake for long enough to make her feel loved.

You may have to fight the urge to sleep, but remember now it’s time for her to unload all over you.

Speed up the process by making encouraging noises and agreeing to everything she says.

The Past Master of this was Marlon Brando,

who put his incredible success with women down to the pose of propping himself up on his elbow,

which made him look interested in whatever the lady had to say-

even if he was actually falling asleep.

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  1. mitzee44
    December 18, 2007 at 5:20 pm #

    was oh so amusing ,if only they would listen how truly satisfied both parties would be

  2. mitzee44
    December 18, 2007 at 5:22 pm #

    was oh so amusing if only they would listen how truly satisfied both parties would be

  3. SymplyLuscious
    December 18, 2007 at 9:11 pm #

    Ewwwwww..making love, having sex with a woman..YUK

  4. Danielle
    December 18, 2007 at 9:15 pm #

    Now can we see one about “how to behave after the wedding”?

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