Sexy Wine Opener

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1. 

   TITO→

   February 3, 2008 at 3:52 pm #

   By inserting the cork into my foreskin I can create a vacuum and open the bottle.
2. 

   Matt→

   January 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm #

   Too bad she’ll have a headache 99% of the time after you marry her.
3. 

   Larry→

   March 30, 2009 at 12:56 am #

   and 99% of her boyfriends are already sick of her getting drunk all the time
4. 

   josh→

   October 2, 2009 at 12:38 pm #

   would have been funnier if it was a champagne bottle…
5. 

   phil→

   November 24, 2009 at 5:49 pm #

   but that would have killed her josh